Forget TULIP, Give Me BACON

Bacon Calvinism

If you live in 17th century Holland, it’s fine to summarize your theology using flowers. But in 21st century America, we prefer our theology a little meatier, and saltier, and greasier. So forget the five points of TULIP, here is the new creed for the Five Strip Baconist!

Many thanks to Brian LePort for pointing this one out. Made my morning.