If you’re one of the few who hasn’t seen this yet, check out what has to be the funniest pre-flight announcement ever.
I know we’re supposed to pray for our enemies and whatnot, but for those occasions when you just need a good curse or two, here are some things you can wish upon your worst enemies, maybe even you nemesis, if you’re lucky enough to have one. (via Doghouse Diaries)
If you or your significant other is an academic, you’ll appreciate this: 75 of the best #AcademicValentines. Some of them are specific to particular disciplines, but many would work as a perfect valentine to/from any academic. Here are some of my personal favorites, check out the post for the rest.
HT Steve Holmes
Coming up with a highfalutin title for your next theology paper has never been easier. Just work your way through this handy flowchart and you can’t go wrong. Of course, you’ll still have to write the paper. But coming up with a good title is the hard part.
You’ll need to click on the image to make it readable, but it’s worth it. In my trial run, I ended up with “The Fecundity of Desire: Image and Being in the Thought of Hegel.” That’s not bad. It’s complete gibberish, of course. But it’s smart-sounding gibberish.
And this just in, I will now be accepting doctoral proposals for papers on “Remythologizing the Sacred Ploughshare: Experience as Imagination in Adele and Steve from down the road.”