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Things I Would Wish Upon My Enemies

I know we’re supposed to pray for our enemies and whatnot, but for those occasions when you just need a good curse or two, here are some things you can wish upon your worst enemies, maybe even you nemesis, if you’re lucky enough to have one. (via Doghouse Diaries)

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English Is Crazy! A Poem

This is for anyone who is occasionally frustrated by the oddities of English spelling. Enjoy.

Saturday Morning Fun…Every Analogy of the Trinity Is a Heresy

This would have been more appropriate around St. Patrick’s Day, but it’s still fun. Check out St. Patrick trying to explain the Trinity to a couple of “simple” Irishmen who raise a “few” questions about the adequacy of his trinitarian analogies.

Saturday Morning Fun…It’s Creepy When Humans Do It

Cats do lots of stuff that is pretty creepy all by itself. I routinely catch my wife’s cat just staring at me. I’m convinced that it’s trying to eat my soul, but my wife says it’s just keeping an eye on me. Either way it’s a bit creepy.

But the things cats do are even creepier when people do them.

Saturday Morning Fun…Goats on Wobbly Metal (translated)

The “translation” makes this video. By the end, I was really rooting for Bob to get his act together and help set the record for “goats on metal.”

 

The Three Ways People Understand Their Views

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Saturday Morning Fun…Church Signs (A Blurred Lines Parody)

Hats off to Dustin Ahkuoi for this creative combination of Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines and corny church signs. Four minutes of the kind of hilarity that only comes from basking in the awkwardness of reader boards.

Academic Valentines

If you or your significant other is an academic, you’ll appreciate this: 75 of the best #AcademicValentines. Some of them are specific to particular disciplines, but many would work as a perfect valentine to/from any academic. Here are some of my personal favorites, check out the post for the rest.

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The Theology Research Paper Title Generator

Coming up with a highfalutin title for your next theology paper has never been easier. Just work your way through this handy flowchart and you can’t go wrong. Of course, you’ll still have to write the paper. But coming up with a good title is the hard part.

You’ll need to click on the image to make it readable, but it’s worth it. In my trial run, I ended up with “The Fecundity of Desire: Image and Being in the Thought of Hegel.” That’s not bad. It’s complete gibberish, of course. But it’s smart-sounding gibberish.

And this just in, I will now be accepting doctoral proposals for papers on “Remythologizing the Sacred Ploughshare: Experience as Imagination in Adele and Steve from down the road.”

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via Theologygrams

Saturday Morning Fun…Infamous Villain Hideouts

Every good villain needs an evil lair. That’s just how it works. Here are some of the more notorious villain hideouts arranged by size. I have to admit that I would not have expected Mega Maid to top the list.

via Movoto

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