Coming up with a highfalutin title for your next theology paper has never been easier. Just work your way through this handy flowchart and you can’t go wrong. Of course, you’ll still have to write the paper. But coming up with a good title is the hard part.
You’ll need to click on the image to make it readable, but it’s worth it. In my trial run, I ended up with “The Fecundity of Desire: Image and Being in the Thought of Hegel.” That’s not bad. It’s complete gibberish, of course. But it’s smart-sounding gibberish.
And this just in, I will now be accepting doctoral proposals for papers on “Remythologizing the Sacred Ploughshare: Experience as Imagination in Adele and Steve from down the road.”