If you’re looking for a really scary Halloween costume, you can do better than Freddy, Jason, or the dude from the Saw films. If you want to go as a real serial killer, try dressing up as s cat. According to How Much to Cats Actually Kill, they are among the most fearsome mass murderers in the world.
Check out the post for all the details, but here’s how the typical cats plans its week:
And let’s not forget that we’re not talking about animals in the wild who need to kill to survive.
If there’s a cat living in your house, or even one next door, you really should read the whole post. It makes me wonder if we should be less worried about the coming zombie apocalypse and more concerned with what would happen if all the cats turned on us at the same time.
And if this post has you a little worried about the little serial killer living in your house, don’t worry. Here’s a post on How to Tell if Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. That should give you everything you need to catch the little fiend before he/she/it attacks.
I would think that after reading that you’d straighten up and change your tune about cats. You think it would take more than 2-3 cats to “deal” with you? You know better…