What if God is a chicken?

May 1, 2012 in Humor with 8 Comments

I’m in class all day today, so I don’t have anything particularly insightful of my own to post. Instead, let’s all ruminate on this deeply reflective question from Calvin, clearly one of the world’s leading theologians.

By the way, if this happens, I’m in a lot of trouble.

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8 Responses to “What if God is a chicken?”

  1. Rick May 1, 2012 at 10:14 am #

    Well — I guess we’ll be eating a lot of eggs in heaven?

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  2. Lisa May 1, 2012 at 10:55 am #

    I guess we’re all in trouble then! hahaha!

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  3. Marc Cortez May 1, 2012 at 11:44 am #

    I think I’d end up being sorry for all the nasty things I’ve said about my wife’s chickens.

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  4. Derek May 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm #

    Then Colonel Sanders is Satan?

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  5. Steve May 3, 2012 at 10:59 am #

    If Calvin is right… which came first: the chicken or the egg?

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  6. Rick May 3, 2012 at 11:39 am #

    Obviously — the chicken.

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  7. Nancy May 4, 2012 at 1:47 pm #

    I, for one, will be VERY glad that my name has been recorded…the ones with names rarely get eaten…

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