There has been some discussion lately about which Glee character certain bloggers are most like. Mark Stevens started things off with this graphic. If you click on the image, you’ll see that Mark thinks I’m the blogger most like Will Shuester. I think that’s pretty hard to argue with.
For some reason, however, Jim West is upset. Granted, that’s not terribly unusual. But still, he seems to think that Mark was way off base and that Jim should be Will Shuester. So, he’s responded with his own picture (one that probably tells you more about where Jim spends his time online than anything else).
But, I don’t think there’s any real argument here. Mark nailed it on the head with his Will Shuester identification. Let’s just look at the facts.
Marc Cortez = Will Shuester
Inspirational teacher? Check. Multi-talented individual? Check. Likely to break out in song at unpredictable moments? Check (just ask my daughters). Curly locks? Check (when I let them grow a bit). Unfortunate tendency to have students develop inappropriate crushes on him? Sadly, check. (I think that’s why Brian keeps following me everywhere. Seriously, every time I go to work, he’s there.) Can there really be any argument here? Clearly I am the best Will Shuester around these parts.
But, what about Jim West? If he’s not Mr. Shue, who is he? Well, here I think Mark missed it a little. In his original post, Mark argued that Jim would be a good Kurt. Granted, Kurt has that whole diva thing going on (divo? divo/a?), and that certainly fits Jim well. But, Kurt’s clearly too well liked to be Jim. So, that’s not really an opion.
Jim West = Sue Sylvester
I think it’s clear that the best Glee character for Jim is Sue Sylvester. Is there really any room for doubt? Cantankerous? Check. Old? Check. Deeply jealous of Will Shuester (aka me)? Check. Fondness for secretly video-taping himself/herself dancing to the tune of Olivia Newton John’s “Let’s Get Physical”? Check. Resorts to falsified blackmail on a regular basis? Check. Could there possibly be a closer match than this?
I think my case has been made, and Jim West’s secret Glee identity has been revealed. You can see him every week on Fox. You might even be able to get him/her to sign some autographs for you.