According to the commercial I just saw, Toyota really cares about my safety. So much so, in fact, that they’re investing one million dollars every hour of every day just to keep me safe. That’s amazing! I don’t even own a Toyota. And still they’re trying to keep me safe. You’d think they’d be concerned about things like money, profits, and stock prices. But, no. They just want to make sure that I’m okay. That’s lovely. They must be very nice people.