I’m pretty sure that when Jesus said “Do this in remembrance of me” he was not referring to making all sorts of horrible Jesus paraphernalia. But, we did it anyway. So, someone has collected a gallery of The 20 Greatest Jesus Products of All Time. I’ll warn you in advance, though, some (all) of it is rather disturbing. So, if you choose to click through and check out the “Jesus hates it when you smoke” ashtray, the “Answer me Jesus” toy, or the one that I won’t even comment on, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
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July 28, 2010
[...] Marc Cortez highlights a website which features a gallery of the the 20 greatest Jesus products of all time. Marc rightly warns us of the disturbing nature of these products and yet if your anything like me, this will only encourage you to rubberneck. [...]
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… and just when I thought I’d seen it all. Thanks for disturbing my day Marc! I’m hoping a few double shots might stabilise me again … or at least get me back to my normal unstable self. Cheers.
Well, I did do my best to warn in you advance. But, I hope the shots do the trick. I think I’m permanently scarred.
I heard the warning, but I just had to hit the link … I just ‘had’ to.
The worst one by far for me is the coat hanger.
And I was already having nightmares about Jesus and coat hangers…
Okay, that “coat hanger meets Jesus meets Hellraiser” picture is just wrong – especially with the little girl looking up at it. She’s definitely going to need counseling.
I didn’t look at the Jesus stuff, but on that website was a link to the sweetest product ever – lightsaber chopsticks!
Sounds like you would totally love JesusGetsAround.com , its a collection of hilarious jesus sightings and products with captions.
Hey, thanks for the link. It looks like an interesting site. It’s amazing (i.e. disturbing) to see what we Christians come up with at times.