I happened to glance at the search engine terms listed for the blog today and several caught my eye. The top search term was “wallpaper homer simpson.” Really? In what world does “wallpaper homer simpson” direct you to this blog? Did someone’s search drop through a wormhole in the internet and end up here on accident? And, “homer simpson quotes” wasn’t too far behind. I can guarantee we’ve never quote Homer Simpson on this blog. I don’t think we’ve even referred to him before.
And, we got one hit for “naked mole rat humour.” This one at least makes sense because I have posted on naked mole rats before (giant, wobbly ones to be precise). But who in their right mind searches for “naked mole rat humour”? What illegal substance do you have to consume before it even occurs to you to search for “naked mole rat humour?”