I went out to lunch with a prospective student today and this was the fortune in my fortune cookie:
You should enhance your feminine side today.
For a number of reasons, I’m not entirely sure how to respond to a fortune like that.
First, it’s not much of a fortune.
Second, how did the cookie know I was a guy? That would be an odd fortune to give to a woman, so the cookie must have known somehow. Smart cookie.
Third, how exactly does one enhance one’s feminine side? If it involves a manicure, a pedicure, or virtually any other word ending in -cure, it’s not going to happen. But, I feel like I need to get this figured out. I’m pretty sure that the cookie is smart enough to hunt me down later and enhance my feminine side by force if necessary. And I don’t think that would be very pleasant.